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Revenge of the Killer Sounds of Halloween

by Sean Keller & Friends

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    A brand new Halloween Mixtape of 13 original Halloween songs from 13 fake bands with plenty of spooky fun-size treats to tickle your cold, black heart.
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Beyond this threshold shadows lurk that feed on souls of men and fools who dare to venture past are seldom seen again
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There’s a big ol’ mansion way up on the hill With cobwebs dripping from each windowsill Don’t go knocking, don’t go inside Or that Haunted House is where you will die There’s rattling chains and moans of the dead And quicksand in all of the flowerbeds Don’t go down exploring those catacombs Or the Haunted House will be your new home An evil witch once walked these halls And cursed anyone within its walls I didn’t think the stories were true But now I’m a ghost and you will be too So stay away, escape my plight Don’t go round that house at night The spirits will get you if you do With a growl and a scream and a horrible BOOOOOO!
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I’m not a monster, I’m not your slave I belong down in the grave This resurrection is all in vein Ripped from the void for a madman’s fame Pick at the stitches until they bleed No god in heaven dared intercede Abomination damned to survive Not sure if I’m dead or alive No! No! No! I’m not dead anymore I’ll never be your bride I’m not your savior, I’m not your whore And I’ll never be your bride Dead flesh seems alive again What happened to my original sin? How many souls am I paying for? How many corpses litter the floor? Electricity is my god Spark of life from a lightning rod Pretorius and the Monster know The evil squirming down in your soul No! No! No! I’m not dead anymore I’ll never be your bride I’m not your savior, I’m not your whore And I’ll never be your bride
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Clawing through the coffin Climbing from the grave The stench of death upon me No sanity remains Only burning hunger Only aching need When I’m in your loving arms I’ll feed I’m undead Yeah I’m undead If you see me coming Turn and run away I’m no longer who I was I only want your brains Tearing through integument Sinew in my teeth I get excited when I see you bleed I’m undead Yeah, I’m undead Flesh falls off my body My clothes are moldering And when you die you’ll rise up just like me I’m undead Yeah I’m undead
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It’s Halloween in Hell The Devil’s Hell-o-ween They got the greatest band you’ve ever seen Demons flood into the sky And soar on leathery wings While the damned can only writhe and burn and scream In Hell, it’s Hell-o-ween Hello baby, Hello Hell-o-ween And the tolling of the bell The gates bust open wide Perdition fouls the air this long, dark night When brimstone’s bitter smell Brings blood tears to your eyes Bolt the door and hold your lover tight In Hell, it’s Hell-o-ween Hello baby, hello Hell-o-ween Beware the evil eye Will fix you with its gaze And drag you down to become Satan’s slave Pray for the sun to rise Pray its not too late Before the dark ones come to seal your fate In Hell, it’s Hell-o-ween Hello baby, hello Hell-o-ween
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You lie in bed but you’re not sleeping You hear a noise but no one’s there You tell yourself that you’re going crazy But you’re dead wrong, I’m sitting in that chair I’m the shadow lurking in your closet I’m the shiver crawling up your spine Never be alone again – I’ll follow you to the end You can’t run, you’ll always be mine But you won’t see me I’m invisible, I’m Illogical, I’m untraceable You won’t see me I’m invisible, I’m unknowable, I’m untouchable And you won’t see me Go on and tell ‘em your suspicions They’ll lock you in a rubber room Join me in the madness I’ve created Won’t be long, we’ll be together soon But you won’t see me I’m invisible, I’m Illogical, I’m untraceable You won’t see me I’m invisible, I’m unknowable, I’m untouchable And you won’t see me
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On a moonless night he rides From the Hollow to the riverside Taking skulls of foolish men The Headless Horseman is back again It’s written on the tombstones Of Ichabod & Brom Bones “He met Horsemen and lost his top” The Headless Horseman will never stop Flaming sword in his grip A Jack-o-lantern on his hip Can’t kill him he’s already dead Better watch out, don’t lose your head! The old woods hold his spirit And you had better fear it If you hear his Stallion running The Headless Horseman is coming So listen to my warning You’ll never see the morning With a swing he’ll steal your soul He’s the Headless Horseman and heads will roll Flaming sword in his grip And a Jack-o-lantern on his hip Can’t kill him he’s already dead Better watch out, you’ll lose your head
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Black cats follow me to school I summon ravens & boyfriends too So watch your step boy, I got my eye on you Light as a feather, stiff as a board Me and the coven won’t be ignored We call the corners, we put a spell on you Got my evil, got my evil, got my evil eye on you Got my evil, got my evil, got my evil eye on you Been this way ever since I was born Strong and defiant, outside of the norm You’ll feel my power coursing right through you I’ll make you feel what I want you to feel Conjure nightmares and make ‘em seem real Your teeth will fall out, and all your hair will too Got my evil, got my evil, got my evil eye on you Got my evil, got my evil, got my evil eye on you Got my evil, got my evil, got my evil eye on you Got my evil, got my evil, got my evil eye It would be better to rush on a blade Than to enter our coven afraid Stretch up your fingers into the sky Invoke the spirit into my evil eye! Got my evil, got my evil, got my evil eye on you Got my evil, got my evil, got my evil eye on you Been this way ever since I was born Strong and defiant, outside of the norm You’ll feel my power coursing right through you I’ll make you feel what I want you to feel Conjure nightmares and make ‘em seem real Your teeth will fall out, and all your hair will too Chorus Bridge It would be better to rush on a blade Than to enter our coven afraid Stretch up your fingers into the sky Invoke the spirit into my evil eye!
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There’s a graveyard dance sweeping the land I’ll show you how to do it, just take my hand It’s simple and painless, you’ll learn it quick It’s called “The Dead” and it goes like this Just hold your breath till the world disappears Leap into the darkness, forget your fears Leave your body lying there on the floor Now that you’re dead you don’t need it anymore! It might sound scary, facing the void Let the blackness be your blanket, embrace the joy The world’s sharp edges will be worn down smooth When you do “The Dead” and follow our groove No more trouble, no more pain Just a sweet release from everything Come down to the boneyard, join us, please We’ll be doing “The Dead” for eternity A gun is messy, but it’ll do the trick Pills are easy, A razor’s quick Just pick your poison and do it right And you’ll be doing “The Dead” with us every night Hemingway’s here, Sylvia too Superman & Marilyn will welcome you All the cool kids are dancing on the edge of a knife Come do “The Dead” it’ll only cost your life
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It was just another day in this beautiful world I just left the bed of a beautiful girl Never thought tonight would be the last of my life Never thought that madness would destroy my mind Everything died with a terrible spell The flesh-bound book released a cosmic hell But I wrote a song about it to ease your pain And it goes F’tang! F’tang! F’ta-ang-a-lang! As the stars turn black, Elder Gods attack, And Tentacles fall from the sky Let this melody send you off in peace Might as well dance cause we’re all gonna die Indescribable terrors from an eldritch plane Have brought about the end of humanity’s reign No more work, no more bills to pay Maybe we deserve it, who am I to say? Cthulu rising from the briny deep Is the same thing I’ve seen a thousand times in my sleep The black goat of the woods with a thousand young Shouts Iä! Ia! Shub-Niggurath is come! As the stars turn black, Elder Gods attack, And Tentacles fall from the sky Let this melody send you off in peace Might as well dance cause we’re all gonna die
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Bill Whately had an apple orchard way out in the sticks He never hired pickers, never had a wife or kids Some say he brought harvest in each year all on his own But others say that hoodoo is what kept that cider flowin’ ‘Cause nailed up to the trunk of every single apple tree Was a nightmare-looking scarecrow made of rags & bags & weeds And when that harvest moon rose and shone upon his land They say the Scarecrows worked the orchard at Bill Whately’s dark command There were screams of bloody murder and madness all around Those patchwork demons rose to life the night the scarecrows came to town Townsfolk are born suspicious, and dangerous when scared And fired into fury when a Preacher’s teeth are bared So no matter how Bill Whately said he harvested his trees The Devil was upon him and in all his effigies So they nailed him to a tree just like one of his scarecrows Then burned the orchard to the ground and pissed between the rows Dying, Bill let out a laugh “you people really blew it I kept all them away from you, now there’s no one left to do it” There were screams of bloody murder and madness all around Those patchwork demons rose to life the night the scarecrows came to town Just hours after Whately had coughed his bloody final breath His minions marched into the town spreading fear and death They tore the sheriff open and danced in his entrails Set fire to the churchyard, the schoolhouse, and the jail When the sun rose again and shown across the town Blood & gore was everywhere, but no bodies could be found Then at the charred orchard they were horrified to see The victims nailed to every one of Whately’s apple trees There were screams of bloody murder and madness all around Those patchwork demons rose to life the night the scarecrows came to town
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You make my mouth water you smell so good This is gonna hurt, but you knew that it would Come be my victim, give your flesh to me Together forever, in ecstasy I’m gonna choke you out in a stranglehold Then I’m gonna eat you, I’m a Cannibal! Cannibal! Gonna take it slow, gonna start down low So, you can smell the roasting of your feet and your toes I’ll keep you alive just as long as I can And when you’re gone, I’m gonna make a suit of your skin I’ll chew off your cheeks and drink your blood til I’m full I’m gonna eat you up cause I’m a Cannibal! Cannibal! They call it Long Pig in the south seas And Mummia in Europe and Brittany Man’s been eating man throughout history In the great taboo of anthropophagy Don’t need no bacon, I don’t need no grains I just wanna dine on your face and your brains I’ll whip your fatty liver into a pate Boil up your bones and serve your eyes en-flambe When I chomp on your heart, it makes mine full I’m gonna eat you up I’m a cannibal cannibal! Can’t wait to picky the crispy bits of skin from your skull I’m gonna eat you up cause I’m a Cannibal! Cannibal!
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When I was just a little girl, my mam she said to me, “It’s time to tell you, love, of our ancestral Banshee. The Banshee is a family ghost that makes an awful cry, A shriek that others cannot hear and means you’re soon to die.” She swore she heard the Banshee’s wail earlier that day, And, white with fear, she held me tight and then she passed away. Da said that “she was ill & the fever was upon her, And sickness, not some ghost, is what took your lovely mother.” Years have passed and I have grown and moved far, far away, But memories of ghostly tales haunt me to this day. I know I shouldn’t be afraid, or let it get to me, But today I swear I heard the wail of that terrible Banshee
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Master come to me Take me by the hand and fly me from this land of madness Master come to me I don’t know where I stand, I’ve obeyed every command that you’ve given They tell me you’re evil incarnate I don’t care, you’re where my heart is now You are my breath Take me far away from all this death Master come to me Save me from this hell, the insects in my cell can’t sustain me Master come to me I’m dying for your kiss, to surrender to the bliss and the bloodlust They drown and beat me, but they won’t break me Am I not worthy? Don’t forsake me now You are my breath Take me far away from all this death Don’t let me die here waiting I’ve always been true Don’t let me die here waiting for you Master come to me Take me by the hand and fly me from this land of madness I don’t know where I stand, I’ve obeyed every command that you’ve given Save me from this hell, the insects in my cell can’t sustain me I’m dying for your kiss, to surrender to the bliss and the bloodlust
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There’s a magic incantation buried deep within these songs, That feeds the gods of Halloween when you sing along. It calls all witch familiars to the Jack o lantern’s glow, And whistles through the graveyard to let the dead all know That Samhain lives deep within our dark and gloomy hearts, And rises when commanded by these magical black arts. So should the spirit fail you in the long months in between, Just close your eyes and sing along, and it’s always Halloween.

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Love a Halloween party mixtape? Wish there were more spooky holiday classics out there? REVENGE OF THE KILLER SOUNDS OF HALLOWEEN is here with another installment of the Halloween party mix you love.

Light a candle, pour a pumpkin beer, eat a fun-size candy bar and luxuriate in the season!

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released September 22, 2020

Written, Performed & Produced by Sean Keller
Engineered, Mixed, Mastered & Co-produced by Folsom Keller

Guest Lead Guitars:
Sebastian O'Brien - "Undead"
Folsom Keller - "Shine (theme from BLOOD KISS)"

Guest Lead Vocalists:
Amanda Wyss - "Enochian Warning"
Jesse Merlin - "The Haunted House"
Fayna Sanchez - "Never Be Your Bride"
Michael Varrati - "Wishbone Willy's"
Graham Skipper - "Halloween in Hell"
Liesel Hanson - "Don't Lose Your Head"
Chelsea Stardust - "Zombina's Boneyard"
Mary O'Neil - "My Evil Eye"
Elissa Wagner - "Do The Dead"
Folsom Keller - "Might as Well Dance (f'tang-a-lang)"
Ryan Wilkins - "The Night the Scarecrows Came to Town"
Katy Davis - "The Banshee's Wail"
Graham Denman - "Renfield's Lament"


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Sean Keller Los Angeles, California

Co-writer of Hulu & Blumhouse's ALL THAT WE DESTROY. Composer/creator of SLASHED! The Musical.
I've been a rocker, a slasher, a vampire, a zombie, a cop & a cowboy.

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