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A re-mastered version of your favorite raucous, joyous, lets-get-drunk-and-sing-around-the-jukebox Christmas carol about overcoming seasonal depression and holiday cynicism..
lyrics
Holy fucking shit, it's Christmas
I can't believe it's here again, why did it have to come so soon?
Holy fucking shit it's Christmas
But I ain't feeling holly jolly won't you help me make it through?
The lights are glowing and the trees are overflowing
With ornaments and tinsel and melancholy memories
The bells are ringing and carolers are singing
While I'm shopping for a gift I can't afford and no one needs
It's enough to bring me to my knees
CHORUS
I ain't been sober since the middle of October
In a never-ending blur of parties, music, booze and sweets
But I still remember my favorite December
There was laughing, shouting games and way, way too much family
Santa bring that feeling back to me
CHORUS
I'll never be a kid again, I'll never be brand new
My reason for the season is Christmasing with you
Holy fucking shit it's Christmas
God I'm so glad it's here again I'm sorry I was such a Scrooge
Holy fucking shit it's Christmas
Everything is so holly jolly just so long as I have you
Holy fucking shit it's Christmas
I haven't laughed this hard in years it's almost too good to be true
Holy fucking shit it's Christmas
When it comes 'round again next year I want to spend it all with you
credits
released November 20, 2019
Written, performed & produced by Sean Keller
engineered, mixed and mastered by Folsom Keller
Drunken Choir - Fayna Sanchez, Mary O'Neil, James "J$" Martin, Folsom Keller, Iggy Keller, Ryan Wilkins, Elissa Wagner, Liesel Hanson, Chelsea Stardust, Acquah Dansoh, Kristyn Evelyn
Co-writer of Hulu & Blumhouse's ALL THAT WE DESTROY. Composer/creator of SLASHED! The Musical.
I've been a rocker, a slasher, a vampire, a zombie, a cop & a cowboy.
supported by 7 fans who also own “Holy Fucking Shit It's Christmas!”
Not a bad track on this entire compilation. Five hundred stars. A broad range of pop tunes to help bring alt Xmas music the recognition it deserves. Jim