Deb Hill Gang - The Final Girls

from The Killer Sounds of Halloween 3D by Sean Keller & Friends

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The underappreciated Deb Hill Gang, who hail from Oakland, Chicago and Philly respectively often mixed East Coast break beats with the synth-bass rumble of West Coast to represent the make-up of the band. This ode to the slasher Final Girl is indicative of their relaxed cool.

lyrics

I was crusin’ through Texas
Sleeping on Elm Street
Thinkin bout Ben Traymor while my girls were getting lucky
When a chainsaw wielding
Murder glove slashing
Butcher knife boogeyman tried to fucking stab me
The body count stops when you get to me
Come on Sally hit us with your history

It was Texas, nineteen seventy-four
We were fun-loving hippies in a broken-down Ford
When a Fat-fuck butcher in a Leather facemask
Chopped up my friends like a psycho lumberjack
Blood was drippin’, my feet were slippin’,
Shit so crazy I that I thought I was trippin’
But the Hardesty girls don’t come to play
So I smashed out the window and ran the fuck away

Yeah, a chainsaw wielding
Murder glove slashing
Butcher knife boogeyman tried to fucking stab me
The body count stops when you get to me
Come on Laurie hit us with your history

It was Halloween in Haddonfield Illinois
I was babysitting this bratty-ass boy
When a faceless Shape murdered all my friends
That’s when I knew that Michael was back again
Tombstone looting, dog executing
Mad doc Loomis just won’t stop shooting
They say he’s my brother, but that’s a lie
And he keeps coming back cause evil don’t die

Yeah, a chainsaw wielding
Murder glove slashing
Butcher knife boogeyman tried to fucking stab me
The body count stops when you get to me
Come on Nancy tell us ‘bout your history

Freddy was a sick-fuck pedophile
With scaley ass skin like a crocodlie
Taking his revenge on the children of Elm Street
Hunting them down in their dreams when they sleep
I said fuck that, whipped up some booby traps
Set my alarm for a well timed cat nap
Yanked his ass out into the real world
That’s why they call me the mutherfucking Final Girl
Mutherfucking final girl
Mutherfucking final girl
Mutherfucking final girl
That’s why they call us the Mutherfucking final girls


So when a chainsaw wielding
Murder glove slashing
Butcher knife boogeyman tries to fucking stab ya
Take a little lesson from the final three
Otherwise you’re gonna be history

Mutherfucking final girl
Mutherfucking final girl
Mutherfucking final girl
That’s why they call us the Mutherfucking final girls

credits

from The Killer Sounds of Halloween 3D, released October 1, 2021
Sally - Kat Primeau
Laurie - Kristyn Evelyn
Nancy - Tiffany Shepis
written & produced by Sean Keller
engineered, mixed, mastered & co-produced by Folsom Keller

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Sean Keller Los Angeles, California

Co-writer of Hulu & Blumhouse's ALL THAT WE DESTROY. Composer/creator of SLASHED! The Musical.
I've been a rocker, a slasher, a vampire, a zombie, a cop & a cowboy.

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